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Dear Professor Branigan,

My team and I have been setting up and maintaining mental detectors in front of the library and cafeterias like you asked, and we have been detecting many different kinds of mentalities. We think that there are not bad mentalities and good mentalities but just mentalities which are different in different ways. We have detected 47 different mentality types, ranging from vague and indifferent to average self-centered neurotic. And the ones that start fire with their minds.

We have not invaded any privacies.

We have selected representatives of each of these mentality types and placed them in a school bus together. We have created a generated endless-diorama environment event around the bus, and the students think they are on a school trip. They think they are going to visit the Infinite Corgi Pool. But we are observing them. While maintaining their privacy. Which is why we can not tell you who they are. We had them sign many papers.

We feel that with this data we can make many innovative advances in the field of safety.

Privately,

A reserved and conscientious embodied private student

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HELLO EVERYONE!
THE GGSMSSAEAPC HAS BEEN GOING BEAUTIFULLY!! HERE IS A MESSAGE FROM STUDENT SUPERVISOR PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN.

Hello Students,
@Anita Hairtie , thank you for your committed and strong leadership of the Safety Team. Your team's research on mentalities is ... simply groundbreaking and, well, chilling. Continued work in this area, as well as continued tuning, oiling, and feeding of the metal detectors is incredibly important.

Anita, besides the regular, you have a special assignment this week. You and your team need to track down a certain psychic lock picker. Our information tell's us she will be brilliant on your team.

@Medusa Oblongata , You have been doing wonderfully with empowerment, but your new assignment is instituting a well managed student press. You should appoint a teacher as an adviser, Editor in Chief, Several Editors for Academics, Sports, Ops, People, Blood Sports, and Magics, as well as a medium sized staff. I feel you are up to the task, but I will be able to help in whatever way you need.

@EmilyDH .... I... just....
Thank you for your service!

@Big Jim , You are really doing wonderful at student satisfaction. This week we would like you to arrange a mixer. It should have roller skating and rotisserie zombie and a Make-Your-Own-Shiv station, you know classic party stuff.

@The Level 8 Bouncy House has been doing a gorgeous job of managing files, eating children, taking notes, drinking blood and really keeping this whole operation in check. Please continue reigning your mystery and terror upon Psychic High School.

Thank You- Branigan

HOW WONDERFUL !!! ALL THIS SAFETY! AND EMPOWERMENT! AND PATROL!! HOW WONDERFUL!! GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!
IN OTHER NEWS, WE WILL HAVE A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT SOON!!!
LOOK OUT FOR THAT AND YOUR GGSMSSSAEAPC REPRESENTATIVES!!
THANK THE PEOPLE THAT ARE KEEPING YOU SAFE AND EMPOWERED AND PATROLLED.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE!

THE GGSMSSAEAPC HAS BEEN RUNNING INCREDIBLY SMOOTHLY THESE PAST TWO MONTHS.

@Anita Hairtie AND HER TEAM HAS BEEN DOING AWARD WINNING* RESEARCH ON THE STUDENTS OF PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL AND HAS BEEN KEEPING OUR CAMPUS SAFER THAN ANYTHING. ALL WHILE INVADING 0 PRIVACIES. NOT EVEN ONE PRIVACY HAS BEEN INVADED BY THIS AMAZING SAFETY TEAM.
I THINK IT IS SAFE TO SAY THAT OUR HISTORY OF PRIVACY INVASION HAS BEEN BURIED LONG AGO AND IS NOW FOLLOWED BY AN ERA OF THE MOST PRIVATE, RESPECTFUL ACTIVITY ANYONE CAN PHYSICALLY MUSTER.

@Medusa Oblongata IS EMPOWERING THE NEW STUDENT PRESS, THE INCORPORATED TIMES. IN FACT, THE @Bimpliboo RESEARCH DEPARTMENT FINDS THAT MEDUSA'S NEW STUDENT PRESS IS PERHAPS THE MOST EMPOWERED THING TO EVER EXIST EVER.

@EmilyDH IS AS ALWAYS RELIABLE AT KEEPING THE CAMPUS VERY PATROLLED. ON EMILY'S WATCH, WE BET THAT EVERY CORNER AND EDGE OF THE CAMPUS IS BEING PROPERLY WATCHED. NOTHING COULD GET PAST EMILY, NOT EVEN A COMPANY USING STUDENTS AS TEST SUBJECTS OR MANIPULATING THE INFORMATION STUDENTS RECEIVE. EMILY KEEPS A FAITHFUL WATCH TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR PRIVACIES ARE RESPECTED BY EVERYONE, INCLUDING US!
YES, THAT'S RIGHT! GROTTO G.S.M IS INCREDIBLY MORAL DUE TO THE POWER OF SELF POLICING!

@Level 8 Bouncy House ! MUST WE SAY MORE! THE LEVEL 8 BOUNCY HOUSE IS A GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING! THEIR ENDLESS SUPPORT AND WORK IS INVALUABLE TO TO THE GGSMSSSAEAPC!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
@Big Jim ALWAYS KEEPS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF INVOLVEMENT IN THE SCHOOL TO MAKE SURE ALL STUDENTS ARE INCLUDED, EVEN THE STUDENTS THAT ARE PHYSICAL EMBODIMENT'S OF COMPANIES!
YES, STUDENTS AND STAFF, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! GROTTO G.S.M. INC. IS TAKING CORPORATE PERSONHOOD LITERALLY AND WE WILL BE HAVING PROXY STUDENT OR TWO ATTEND PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL THIS UPCOMING SEMESTER TO REPRESENT US!

BUT WE MUST FOLLOW THIS GOOD NEWS WITH SOME BAD NEWS.
SOMEHOW... AND UNFORTUNATELY STUDENT SUPERVISOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN HAS RESIGNED .
SHE HAS OFFICIALLY LEFT PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL AND HER FINAL MESSAGE WILL BE POSTED BELOW. OVERALL, WE JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT WE WELCOME THE NEW YEAR HOPING THE SUCCESS OF THE PAST YEAR WILL TAKE US INTO A SAFE, EMPOWERED, PATROLLED AND ABOVE ALL PRIVATE YEAR.

NOW ACHAVA'S MESSAGE:

Students, I have resigned from being the Student Supervisor. I hoped I could still support you from the inside, but I am sorry. If you need to contact me, you can no longer find me here on this journal, but instead you can call me at (1-555-555-5555) and ask for Room 14 at Mary Sue's Bed and Breakfast and Amateur Good Ass Barbecue and Foot Massage.
Good Luck, Lovelies

WITH A FOND FAREWELL TO FORMER STUDENT SUPERVISOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN, WE SIGN OFF.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

* AWARDS WON BY THE SAFETY TEAM INCLUDE THE:
"GROTTO G.S.M RESEARCH MERIT AWARD"
FROM GROTTO G.S.M. INC., NOV. 2018,
"really really good just awesome amounts of respect to privacy, like really good job award"
FROM @Bimpliboo RESEARCH DEPARTMENT, DEC. 2018

Dear GROTTO G.S.M. INC.,

In case you did not know about it we have discovered there are some tough customers on campus. They are called @Hana Song’s Angels and they are very angry!

We did not learn about this through invasive mental detection. We learned about this because @Hana Song was yelling about it in the halls and making us feel uncomfortable. Because we don't like invading privacies even when they are shouted at us.

@Hana Song and her Angels are very interested in security. And frankly we do not know if @EmilyDH has really been doing her security duties very much since she was captured by a demon.

Less privately than before,

A nervous student

HELLO EVERYONE!

WE WILL ADDRESS SECURITY CONCERNS OUR GGSMSSSAEAPC SAFETY LEADER, @Anita Hairtie,HAS BROUGHT UP.

@Emily DH HAS ALWAYS DONE A BRILLIANT JOB OF HER SECURITY DUTIES, BUT IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION THAT EMILY MIGHT HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A DEMON AND THUS, SLACKING ON HER SECURITY DUTIES.

WHILE WE INVESTIGATE THE RUMORED DEMON KIDNAPPING, WE WILL MAKE SURE THE CAMPUS STAYS SAFE. WE INVITE @Hana Song AND HER "ANGELS" TO BECOME THE EMERGENCY SECURITY TEAM FOR THE GGSMSSSAEAPC, UNTIL WE CAN ENSURE @Emily DH 's SAFETY.

WE ALSO ASK @Level 8 Bouncy House TO TAKE UP @Emily DH 's DUTIES.

NONE OF THIS WILL BE AN ISSUE, OF COURSE, IF WE FIND EMILY IN HER DORM ROOM.

UNTIL NEXT TIME,

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™