Alrighty! Be sure to catch our intramural Fart Squad routine on the steps of Mesmer Hall at 4:30! @magic, @Charlotte Marie Smit, @carl montage and I will be farting up a rainbow storm! Plus we've got some special surprises up our pantlegs for every one of you. Check us out!

Boys are totally welcome on intramural Fart Squad, @carl montage. Have you ever worked with a megaphone?

@Missy Tengler

Ok! Thanks for letting me join!

@Missy Tengler Yes! I'm so happy to be a part of somethi there, especially since I'm new. And yes, I'll meet you at the dance!

Fart Squad isn't just for girls, right? Wasn't there a lawsuit? Because I've been farting rainbows since fourth grade and I'm really good at it.

Lets do it start eating the beans

Found out today we didn't make the cut for official Fart Squad. Kind of a let-down, but I think it's mainly because my creative vision ultimately clashes with coach Cammy's.

But I'm still interested in pursuing my artistic talents in Fart Squad choreography, @Charlotte Marie Smit. And I think your glitter, sprinkles, and puppies talent would fit right in! Especially since @Kiki Blemsworth won't talk to me anymore.

@magic is still feeling it, though. Would you be able to get together with us this week and work up a routine we could do at the Heart Throb Dance on Valentine's Day? Even though we're not on the official squad, we're still free to perform on our own, right?

I wanna join. I'm new and need friends! I can fart rainbows, as well as sprinkles, glitter and puppies.

So Fart Squad tryouts were a total disaster. I don't know why I let @Missy Tengler talk me into it. @magic fell off the top of the pyramid and got rainbow all over the judges AND the entire varsity Fart Squad team. So not cool. Now I have to pretend I don't know either of them.

If you can fart rainbows, @Shannon, then were you belong is on Fart Squad with me and @magic! We already got together last night and are practicing our routine for tryouts, which are this weekend. We TOTALLY need a third so we can perform the super-magic Mandara Suicide Pyramid Action or Gas Satori formation! But you need at least three rainbow farters. Could that be you? I hope so!!!!