Today is my first day at Psychic high school, or Psyhigh for short. I was brought here because of my new found ability, Pregnatism. Pregnatism is the power to make any man or woman above the age of 16 impregnated. Most of the people here are great and have interesting, impregnating, breathtaking, impregnating, sometimes horrifying, impossible, and impregnating powers. I've made plenty of friends here but you can't go anywhere without making a few enemies. Most of the telepaths are real psywads to me. They're always sending hate messages into my brain and spreading their silent rumors around. The premonition people aren't much better, i have one who always sneaks into my house and spoils movie endings for me, i'm just lucky the more dangerous ones like the telekinetics and the face-benders are staying away. Over all, i would say that i've come to love this place despite its flaws. Its many, many, many, many....you get the point. Ganondalf out.

Hey there journal, Ganondalf here. You remember me, the one with the impregnating power and the telepaths bully me and all that. I screwed up big time and writing down every detail of my screw up will help me rationally think through it and come to a compromising conclusion. At least I hope it will anyway. I believe that I am going absolutely insane. Not just the standard insanity either. I mean the old-man-rubbing-butter-all-over-himself-and-asking-people-if-they-believe-he-is-not-butter kind of insane.
I met a girl named Olgana and she was amazing. She was everything that the girl of my dreams could be and more. I was completely infatuated with everything about her but there was one itty-bitty problem; she was already secretly pregnant when I met her. We were out in the lunch hall when I saw an empty seat and sat down across from her.
We talked and talked about anything that came to mind and even though the things would normally be tedious to discuss, her charm was mesmerizing no matter what the topic was.
We met up later and we did all of the classic romantic junk but then, 4 months later, I decided that I loved her so much that I wanted her to have my child. I used my power on her during intercourse and she couldn't tell because I had her convinced that we didn't need to talk about our powers because we "Needed to love each other, not each other's powers." Turns out that when I use my impregnating power on already pregnant people, it has the opposite effect. The bloody fetus (this is graphic, sorry) shot out of her and onto my naked body with its umbilical cord flipping and slapping my face and staining the sheets red.
Olgana's eyes widened like an anime character's. She grabbed the lamp off of the bed stand and tried to slam it onto my head. She missed, hitting the end of the bed frame. As this happened, I had enough time to get off the bed and stand. Olgana came at me with the sharp half of the lamp. I managed enough speed to grab her arm and push it, pushing the sharp broken off glass into her face. As she died another feature of my power was revealed to me. If I kill somebody who I have magically impregnated, the fetus is aborted. It shot out of her with amazing velocity. As she fell with the skull hitting my skull and knocking me unconscious.
When I regained my consciousness, I was handcuffed and being carried out of my doorway. I let out a small groan and the police stopped, keeping me held until I lifted my head and got my footing. As soon as they let go of me, I felt a sudden rush of urgency. The sense of urgency was extremely intense, so I did the first thing that came into my mind. I impregnated the police officers, whom were both stoic, mustachio men.
More specifically, I impregnated them, waited for them to turn to each other in shock, then aborted the fetuses. The two fetuses flew into each other. What I should of, in hindsight, mentioned sooner is that the babies that I impregnate people with are special, they start out at six months so it was very gory. As the cops stared at the exploded fetuses, their bodies paralyzed in fear, I ran into their cruiser and started it up with the keys that they had foolishly left on the dashboard. I drove faster than I ever had, which was easy because I had only touched a steering wheel once or twice before in my life.
I am now writing this inside of the abandoned warehouse where I squat before my daily begging sessions. Oh no, here comes Eddie, I HAVE TO GO.

Quick update: Eddie was just playing around with me (he's the other squatter, a super buff one). More importantly, i've been practicing my powers on random street walkers. In this process came with even more surprises about my powers. The biggest of which is the fact that not all the infants that I impregnate people with are necessarily six months as I once thought. I believe that this discovery will be very useful in my baby-making process (get your mind out of the gutter, journal) i'm just not sure how yet.