Are Those Pixies in the Garden?
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Tamara Cowslip 7/31/2018 5:09pm
I want to make it very clear that @Holly Hock
does NOT speak for all the fairies of the garden. Hell, she only speaks for herself and a VERY few fringe fairies. She's lived under a rock for centuries and didn't come out for the Troll Wars or the Dew Drop Shortage and didn't even help when the Moon fell down and we had to put it back! Only now she makes an appearance and it's just to bully those poor Pixies, who have had a hard enough time as it is.
Which is why I'm leading the Pixie Welcome Brigade, and we're having a potluck this Friday afternoon, in the big hollow tree next to the pine trees and the ferns. Make sure your food is Pixie-palatable, and we'll see you there.
ALL are WELCOME.
Alpine Aster 8/4/2018 1:12pm
Thank you so much everyone for the delicious potluck last night! Ooooo my goodness what tasty vittles you have down here! In the highlands it's all just nectars and lichen and air, but @Holly Hock
knows how to cook up the richest, most delectable desserts the pixies have ever tasted. Toasted Marshmallow Butterscotch Pie, Spam and Sausage Honey Torte, Caramel Satan Foot Dip, Blue Ginger Chocolate Truffle Eyeliner...
As their translator, the pixies wanted me to tell you all how much they appreciated your welcome party! Thank you to @Tamara Cowslip
for putting it on, and to the fairies, the gnomes, the leprechauns, the banshees, the brownies, and even the witches @Serafina Wolfsbane
and @Esmeralda Featherton
for coming! The pixies feel very welcomed.
But oh how those pixies have gotten fat! They are bending my petals and squashing my leeetle purple aster friends flat. Maybe they must go on a hike to work off all these extra calories!
Yodel-ay-ee yodel-ay-ee yodel-Ooooo!
Esmeralda Featherton 8/8/2018 6:39pm
I know there are “rules” about fairy food, but I took fairy food intolerance pills before the potluck so I figured everything would be ok. @Holly Hock
’s desserts were just so tasty!! She said she made them especially for the Pixies and they did seem to love it. Isn’t she nice?
But ever since that party I’ve felt super bloated, and none of my clothes seem to fit anymore so I’ve just been wearing this muumuu I got from the psychic lost & found.
was there anything in your mom’s Enchanted Creatures book about fairy food antidotes? Or at least a fairy food antacid?
Alpine Aster 8/15/2018 10:24pm
Yodel-ay-ee yodel-ay-ee yodel-Ooooo!
Well I know it's not right to speak about the pixies' weight behind their backs. SHOO PIXIE! SHOO! *smash* OWWWWW! But let me tell you ever since eating @Holly Hock
's special desserts at the Pixie Welcome Brigade they have become as big as bowling balls! And just as heavy. If they can get airborne at all it is only for a moment and then they SMASH down on the ground leaving a great big dent! Many of my leetle flower friends have been crushed, and I have to shoo the pixies out into the woods or they will smush them all! Not to mention my toes, which the pixies have a tendency to land on when they try to whisper in my ear. *smash* OWWWWWW!!!
Maybe it is that your fairy food here in the gardens is too rich for pixies? They keep squeaking and moaning and getting bigger and uglier each day. And so hungry oh my my they are eating up all the ferns and pinecones! They won't be happy till @Holly Hock
makes more of her delicious treats yes I am sure of it.
Holly Hock 8/19/2018 9:32pm
I'm quite sure that EVERYONE can now see what I mean about those foul and dirty pixies. Even after the wonderful reception (put on by @Tamara Cowslip
don't forget!) it's clear those pixies are ungrateful, obnoxious slobs, and are now threatening to TRULY destroy the fabric of our community. This is because of their terrible gluttony and now their tremendous size! They are smashing the flowers, crashing through the twigs and leaves, and just generally making a terrible, dirty mess out of our garden, just like they did in their homeland. Really, something must be done about this menace. That's why Nina Cereal, Daphne Dill, Fern, Nutty Feely, and myself will be coming door-to-door this week asking for your signatures to take action against this scourge. We must act before it's too late!
Tamara Cowslip 8/25/2018 1:46pm
Can’t everyone see what @Holly Hock
is doing??!! She’s taking everyone’s most basic fears and using “examples” completely out of context to get everyone riled up and blame the Pixies for things that aren’t even real!! The more that she and her idiotic friends Fern, Daphne, Nina, and Nutty (appropriately named) babble on about it the more they incite other (less discerning) fairies and I’m afraid something dangerous could happen.
And about the Pixies getting so plump... there’s something fishy about that. I really wish @Serafina Wolfsbane
and the witches could look into it.
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