A Simple Warning

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Anna Fate
- 9/25/2015 8:31am

Hey, first journal post.

I'm Anna Fate, I like music, poetry, and I've made sure to bring my Stone Music Collection with me to Psyhigh. (Stone Musics are musicians who have been turned to stone through a very complicated Scientific process, and now sing and play instruments on command.)






Anna Fate
- 9/25/2015 8:35am

It seems that one of my Stone Musics has started malfunctioning! And so soon, I was hoping I had at least a week of "no ties attached" music. Oh well, that was not to be, and one of my Stone Musicians won't stop screaming. It's a horribly gritty sound. I'll be sending him off soon to get fixed, but there are no guarantees. He normally sings some very nice death metal, and I think he got stuck on a particularly difficult section of a song.





Anna Fate
- 9/25/2015 8:38am

If you see someone in the halls lugging around a stone statue in a wheelbarrow, come say hi, that's me! My room-mate has made it quite clear to me that they don't want a screaming statue to be interrupting her study time, so I'm forced to lug him to and from classes. I don't think my teachers will be very pleased, but I'm sure they'd let me leave him out in the hallway.





Nobody
- 9/26/2015 10:05am

Dear Somebody,
*snuffles* I have a cold. This is quite unfortunate, because everytime I sneeze, I turn invisible and start levitating uncontrollably. I hate it when I get sick. *sniffs*

At least Claudette is back to normal. More or less. But still.

Not much else has happened. Oh! Wait! I remember! I did that one thing! It was umm... I... Uh... I can't remember.

In other news, I saw @Kristopher in the halls the other day. I was going to say something, but he looked really busy and I had just sneezed and was invisible. I don't know if he would recognize me anyway. My hair has been dyed. Again. By @Matching by Mattie. It's now Pink Passion with Ostrich Feather Grey stripes. I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Also, has anyone else noticed a screaming statue in the halls? It always seems to be outside my classes, and I'm starting to feel like it's following me. It's slightly disturbing.

*sneezes and levitates into the ceiling*

Ow. I guess I should go now. I have to finish up a project for school, anyway. I think.

Farewell for now,
Nobody





Randy Carter
- 9/29/2015 11:33pm

Has anyone else been disturbed by the incessant screaming? Crikey what a racket!

Seems to be coming from at least one enchanted statue gone off on a crank. It was posted outside my psionic ceramics class today, screeching to beat the band! Belongs to a one @Anna Fate, who happens to be enrolled in the same class. Seems she's got a whole trove of these poor creatures turned to stone who do nothing but sing death metal, which solved a certain mystery for me.

You see, last summer my hometown chums and I went on holiday to Germany, visiting the ancient sites. We happened through a small village that was overrun with something called the Wanker Festival, or "Dark Wanker," which is a convention of sorts for practitioners of the dark, doom, drone and other metal magics. We used our skills (boys will be boys!) to slip in without paying, but quickly found ourselves cornered by a squad of death-growling stone statues! Quite eerie let me tell you!

After some hurried excuses (I'm afraid none of us spoke a bit of German, beyond "Kartoffelsalat" and "umweltfreundlich") we made our way back out of the festival, ran speedily to our car, and left town immediately. How exactly those stone statues moved so quickly to cut us off like that none of us could explain. Nor did we wish to speak of it, and made a solemn oath, bound by pin pricks and spit, never to tell the tale.

Oops!

Well, I wonder if they weren't a type of the "Stoner Music" which @Anna Fate has acquired a collection of. Though thankfully hers is rather immobile, and takes a wheelbarrow to move around. Perhaps she could consider locking it in the boiler room, or deeper into the catacombs? I believe it is also bothering @Nobody, at the very least.


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