2000-12-17
SOLAR MAX has hit Psychic High School pretty hard. The increased
solar activity was so intense it forced the evacuation of all students and faculty
into the lead lined safety bunkers buried below the school.
Only a few students were left on the surface during the event, and the long
crystalline horns that grew from their heads due to the extended exposure have
been removed for study.
There is still a beautiful aurora shimmering above the school, which, while
gorgeous to look at, is attracting a level of notoriety the School generally
prefers to avoid. As a result, there will be round the clock Courtesy Patrols
around the perimeter of the school grounds until the phenomenon subsides. If
you need any extra credit in Ms. Mendhelson's Mind Control class, please see
her about signing up for this extracurricular event.