Psychic High School has been
SOLAR MAXed again! While the effects
are not as overtly life threatening as
in the past,
all students should be aware of this latest event.
Apparently, the magnetic interference caused by massive
solar eruptions, coupled with recent X-ray flashes from the
black hole at the center of our galaxy, have combined to create
a dimensional bleed from another reality - a reality in which Psychic
High School doesn't exist. As a result, a number of
potential
students from this alternate reality have been able to
contact psyhigh. This has created a great deal of confusion for
all of us caught in
this dimensional double exposure.
The cause for this thinning of the walls of reality seems to be a
colony of tiny dimensional parasites (see image above) chewing
away on the fabric of reality. It's possible these same psycho-magnetic
entities were also responsible for the
teleportation
portal malfunction early last year, and possibly other recent
disruptions in the multiversal structure. NETT scientists
are currently working on an antigen to contain these parasites and
stabilize the dimensional fields once again.
In the interim, students should be especially cautious using the
teleportation portal in the garden maze, and check with the
Teleportation Regulatory Administration before making any trip.
Any and all other ruptures in reality should be posted immediately on
the Psychic High School website.