Psychic High School

Aunt Peg wants your name in her book!

PSYTIMES is the quarterly newsletter of Psychic High School, filled with alumni news, event schedules, backward masking messages, banned dance steps, and psychic party tricks.

To subscribe, just send an email to newsletter@psyhigh.com with the word Subscribe in the body of the message. Subscribers will receive a copy of the most recent edition along with their subscription. No obligation!

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REMOTE VIEWING CONTEST — WE HAVE A WINNER!

PsyHigh Perth
Our branch in Perth, Australia

Congratulations to Shannon Buck of Portland, Oregon, for using her abilities to correctly identify the contents of the brown grocery sack - an oversize magnifying glass!

Shannon's interests include Amniomancy, Lychnomancy, and jogging at the beach — where she'll undoubtedly be enjoying her complimentary PsyHigh T-Shirt!

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Concerned about privacy? Don't worry! Your email address will never fall into anyone else's hands as a result of being included in the PsyTimes mailing list. All email addresses are translated into Sanskrit and memorized by Tulka, our mute Head of Security. The original email address is then incinerated by our pyrokenetic janatorial staff.