I remember once, when I noticed Lex desperately trying to talk to Raye, I asked Ender "Why do boys always have to be so pathetically weak about girls?"

Ender was practicing ninjaball - nikkyu catching, to be exact - (read Ender's rules to ninjaball) with Annette and Logan from the ninja team, and shot back with, "I dunno. Same reason girls are so crazy and stupid about boys." I would have continued the investigation further, but Gryphon began screaming "CRUSH ENEMIES!! DESTROY! HAHAHAHA!!!" because Logan had just caught the nikkyu and was pummeling the rest of the team (yes, even Rock) and Ender went to show him a thing or two (he did, but Logan kicked him really hard in the solar plexus - then Ender jabbed his throat and threw him, by the foot, onto the ground, releasing the nikkyu...it was nothing personal, Logan was just being a showoff).

So I had let the subject drop until recently. Everyone is so caught up in their little emotion games now, and I couldn't help but think about it. Raye is so indesicive, as if the poor girl is afraid of what I have to tell her. Doesn't she know that Ender...well, that he might *love* her? I guess the severity of Ender's fate has us all worried, so that is sort of justifiable, but the freshmen are all caught up in some henious love quadrangle and hate biangle of their own. I'm sure that, to a human (or closer to one than I am) it all makes sense. But to me?

Heavens you people look stupid!

SABINE -_-
 

2002-2-15   lexus prime

Yes boxing fans Ender and I had a very little fight and yes he cracked a rib
and tore off a arm inwhich has regrown. As for the two lackeys he killed them but they were casualties war. Ender has a taste for blood just like me and I have to like that part of him but that is it. A friend in his ninja class has
been keeping an eye on him for me. Trust no one Ender because friends kill
too. But even worst than Draka has that clone killing Utokan after me also.
The pussy part of me Lex is working with that Sid freek. My clone posse plan to stop him this weekend. But even through all this killing and stuff I still got a good look at Yoiko in the shower and Telsa in her dorm room too.
Those invisa bands work great!!!!!!
Yoiko I have to say it you have a great rack and Telsa well you have a nice butt.
 

2002-2-6   Ender

Hey, I know that it's very important that you horrify as many people as you can with your crass behavior, lexus, but some of us don't have all day to waste while run around naked like the imperfect copy you are. I mean, fighting you would be a blast, with or without Gryphon and Sabine. But hell, I'm not going to let my grades slip while I wait for a fight with a little kid who can't even use correct grammar.

So, like, I leave with Valon for bigger and better things in a couple of days. If you want to fight, show your face long enough for me to tear a limb off or two to slow you down.

*sigh*

Gryphon says "NICE ASS, ENEMY!!!" He then cussed you out for half an hour.

9_9
 

2002-2-5   lexus prime

Now now grasshopper calm down we are
going to fight but not until I say so
ok ninja boy. Now what makes you think
I have not tested my powers grasshopper
do seem like the type of person that
would have powers and not take them for
a test drive! I tell you what ender
why don't you meet lex at the flag pole. Lex being a pussy and you being
a dick it should make for a splendid
bitch fight. Besides birthday boy don't
you have to deal with the cat chick
for locking your boyfriend in the closet.
 

2002-2-5   Ender

Ok, now you've got me angry. You said you read my journal. Do you know what that means, when I get angry?

I'm sure you're quite confident, considering you probably have never dealt with an arcdemon enough to know what they're capable of. Devlin is hardly an arcdemon. Maybe Marturia, at best. I'm no psychic,

and I don't shoot...fireballs.

Enough talk, arrogant clone child. You are so confident you can win with your pathetic untested abilities. Come face the heir to Futuro Sama's power.

Meet me at the flagpole in an hour.
 

2002-2-5   lexus prime

Lex my boy you had better watch your
ass this kid ender wants to ender your
life ha ha ha! Now ender I have been
reading your file very interesting
reading but not fear inspiring dude.
Grasshopper your ninja psychic powers
are subpar to my demon judo and we
all know you have problems with
demons arcdemons that is. Thanks to
that very special part of devlin this
is what you get son! But if you run into lex feel free to kick his ass but
make your choice carfuly grasshopper.
Oh yeah ender I got a pair of those
krezner-aslan restrictors for you I
know how much you love them as for your psycho friend gryphon well he let the
cat girl lock him in the closet duh.
Tell me ender you dig Telsa too what
happened that cute chick annette dumped you? You can't have them all so don't me hate the game.I know ender you want to fire blast me right well bring it on!!!!!!!!
 

2002-2-5   Ender

Valon has told me many things about my mission and what we are about to do. We leave very soon.

But more importantly, that Lex is really bothering poor Tesla. She was very upset when I went to let Raye borrow Sabine. Also, no one, I MEAN NO ONE, gets into the girls' locker room on my shift (though Id be pretty afraid of the girls). So I got Gryphon (who the hell put him in Raye's closet?) and we're gonna go kick some ass. I would take Sabine, but she's playing the voice of reason, which is totally out of place when it comes to killing things. I know some of you are saying that he's a clone and there's all this other stuff going on, but I decided I will just beat up the one I find first.

Wish me luck.
 

2002-2-4   Raye Lynn

The Final Book of Bokonon... it contains only the final sentence, which reads:
If I were a younger man, I would write a history of human stupidity; and I would climb to the top of Mount McCabe and lie down on my back with my history for a pillow; and I would take from the ground some of the blue-white poison that makes statues of men; and I would make a statue of myself, lying on my back, grinning horribly, and thumbing my nose at You Know Who.

Busy busy busy.

I have spent the day mopping up the left-over bits of slug guts from the doorway. Ender stopped by while Tesla was in class, and he couldn't stop talking about this ghost thing. I am curious as to how it will play out.
 

2002-1-31   po-quk

So what you silly girl! You had better
stop dissin us! Because know matter
how we came about we can still crush
you! Oh yeah it was not grape jelly
it was jam damn it!!!!!!!
 

2002-1-31   Lex

So Raye you saw me huh? Well atleast I
got you checking me out right.
Let me lay it out for you I
got this wicked sweet tooth for
you and would like to get to
know you better. But no pressure
alright girl because if I can't
be your man then I will be your
friend. Whatever it takes to get next
to you.
 

2002-1-31   Raye Lynn

So it seems I have attracted the attention of a boy here...

Sabine has warned me against the freshman male population here, and I haven't quite learned how to deal with the extra attention.

I actually saw him today on school grounds today, while napping on top of the gym. Off slug-hunting, no doubt.

Today has been busy busy busy. No Bokonon readings for today. Especially since I promised Sabine I would leave the Calypso CD playing for her in Ender's dorm while I was in class today. I really think she enjoys the company.

I wonder what Tesla would say about the boy predicament... I think she has had more contact with him than I. And I wonder what Ender would say...

 

2002-1-31   yoiko

hey-"Night Court" was a good show
(i just had to tell every one that)

and what about that po-quk person, huh? spouting stuff like "my people have been around millions of years" when we all know that those icky space slugs were created in a freak accident involving grape jelly, a microwave, a couple of hot-pockets, and a "ABBA: greatest hits" CD
(i still cant figure how something as good as a hot-pocket could help create something so vile, i mean i can see ABBA contributing, as it was disco after all, but hot-pockets?)

anyway, i'm just glad that i got my watch back, thanks to Lex and Devlin






 

2002-1-31   Lex

Hey Raye your friend Sabine told me
to stay away from you. Well Sabine
come on you should know that I don't
follow orders that well. I know you
think all men are scum and freshmen
are less than scum right. But I am
sorry Raye is just to fine and I am
to irrtating to stop. But hey the
choice is Rayes so ease up Sabine.
I mean don't you have enough to
deal that Gryphon guy and Ender. So
just chill and let nature take
its course ok. Besides who would
want a man with no genitals!!!!!!!!!!!
 

2002-1-30   po-quk

Yoiko we are going to destroy you how is that for grammar fool. My people have been around millions of years and you don't think we can't get past psi cops don't test us!!!! You of all people Know what we can do since you had slug fever right. I Know that you
had something to do with our two friends being blown up. We hear you got your watch back well that is good because time is running out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

2002-1-30   Lex

Yo!!!!! Telsa word is you blew up one of those space slugs too. Very,Very cool
girl. I also hear you found Yoiko watch you would not have seen my codes? Telsa any advice on how to stop them from splattering guts all over the place your plan was a tad better than mine. Telsa so what is the scoop on Sabine don't like men much I take. Tell Raye I said hi and let Sabine that us freshmen need love too....
 

2002-1-30   Tesla @kins

Today I have learned something, and it wasn't even in a classroom.


Lead-lined boxes do not contain those slugs very well. Particularly slugs that have swallowed psychic's watches. I hereby vow never to make that mistake again, and would like to make written record of my apology to Raye for the slug-bits now scattered all over our room's door.

On a related note, now she knows what I see everytime I look at one..
 

2002-1-30   yoiko

last night i heard a big explosion, so i went to check it out, and what did i find??

my watch! yeah!!!!
the only problem was that it was covered in something sticky that i'm pretty sure was slug guts, oh well, at least i got my watch back
(i'm pretty sure that i can find some way to clean it off)

did any one read that po-quk persons journal? i think that its pretty obvious that who-ever-that-is isnt a space slug because:

1. the psi cop people would never let one of those slimy things post
(even if they can shape-shift, i mean those cops have tests for EVERYthing)

and

2. even a space slug doesnt have grammar thats that bad

and

3. i dont know any one named po-quk, space slug or otherwise
 

2002-1-30   Devlin

Boy am i tired Lex and me went slug hunting.We tracked one down of those gaint space slugs and man they are huge much bigger than we thought. You wonder way ever one could not see them well they have this defense system where they can become ultraviolet. In which makes them invisible to the naked eye unless you have special devices or it come natural to you. Well Lex and I both can see ultraviolet.

Anyways that enough of the technical stuff. This slug is in the basement of the Rosswell blgd just chilling. Lex walks up to him said where the hell is my codes you slime ball? He turns with
shock and said so you can see me? Lex said yes we can see you now give me my codes. this slugs starts to laugh but just as he dose Lex mind blast him but it bounces back like a basketball. This seem to piss it off some. It starts to charge up to discharge some thing so I fireball him and he goes up like a roman candle slug guts everywhere. We spent all nite cleaning up so know one knows what happened down there.

Note to self don't use to much power with your first blast have to find out info before you fry them.
 

2002-1-29   po-quk

This is great me and my friends have been stealing stuff around here for weeks and know one is the wiser except my friend,s ex. But so much for love we stole her watch. I just got me a cd player the other day or collections are growing. It is funny his ex tried to mind probe us Hey Yoiko someone should have told it can't work on us we have more than one brain stupid
 

2002-1-26   Tesla @kins

So I hear -- word gets around in a school filled with TP 101 students (it just doesn't get around in the same way it started) -- that Ender is very sorry about putting me into Infirmary for two solid days. So I suppose I shouldn't gripe about him any longer, particularly considering what the Admin seem to have done to him.

Someone said that there really *are* people in those black vans that have been cruising the area. The same someone also said that they're looking for him -- Ender, that is, not the TP that was telling me. I know that at least *half* of this is true, because whoever -- whatever? -- was in those vans is alive enough to be eating bacon and eggs this morning. Bastards; they could at least be good enough to share, and give the rest of us a break from those hideous slugs. Unfortunately, I can't really tell if they're actually human or not; the one I saw had at least one stomach, but there was *some* kind of shadow floating around in the background, and..well, really, it could have been anything. Heck, he could've just had an extra pancreas, for all I can tell.

...you can see why Admissions wasn't too thrilled when they found out how my 'power' actually worked, right?

Still no sign of my roommate, but she or he (if one even exists) definitely isn't in the wall; after a bit of hunting last night, the sound turned out to be something far too small (so the talent comes in handy for once; yay me. Heh.) to be human. The whole thing fit inside one brick -- or in a space between bricks..it's really hard to concentrate on the fine details when you're about to lose your lunch. As far as other things are concerned, I'm still not sure whether to go to the dance tonight. I mean, it's not like I have a partner anyhow..and it's just not the kind of scene I like to be near. It's bad enough having to watch someone barf after a few too many Russians; far worse when you can see it bubbling out of their stomach. Besides, knowing what this place is like, the whole dance floor will develop sentience, aquire a profound knowledge of quantum mechanics, prove its own nonexistance, and vanish in a puff of Schroedinger's knowledge.

Or it might just *channel* Schroedinger, and kill everyone's cats. Y'never know, right?


Oh, and just as a public service announcement: whoever's watch was coughed up onto my lap the other day by that breakfast slug might want to come claim it -- I'll be popping it in a lead-lined box outside the door tonight.

Or, of course, you might *not* want to claim it, since the thing's been forming small singularities around the room for the last three days.

"Sorry, Teach, but the possessed watch ate my homework.."
 

2002-1-22   yoiko

those damn dirty giant telepathic space slugs!!

they stole my watch! and then they told me that they didnt know anything about it!

so i tried to get where they hid it by going into their minds, but all they did was do a stupid jabba-the-hut thing and go "dont try those old jedi mind tricks" and laughed stupidly. i mean come on! they didnt sound like jabba the hut.

honestly! i'm going to just hit them if they dont give me my watch soon!!
 

2002-1-18   Tesla @kins

It gets worse and worse.

I went to breakfast early, thinking I'd beat the rush -- I don't even want to imagine what a rush would *be* like here, given that one of my classes is Intra-Dimensional Porting 101 (and then there's that one about Possession, which just makes it worse, really -- got me to wondering, though: if you possess an eating body, can you actually taste the food? And, if so, does it leave *you* feeling nourished, when you leave the uh..host body?). There's that clause about two bodies inhabiting the same space-time point -- they say it *is* actually possible, but that the results would be cataclysmic...and I can't handle cataclysms until I've had my morning coffee.

I think I'm rambling, which is what happens when you stay awake all night, listening to strange noises (here, they are *really* strange), and waiting to see if your vanished roommate will suddenly reappear.

Anyways..I got there early, got in line..and they dumped this..*thing*..on my plate. And told me that *everyone* eats them, here.

Gawd. If I wanted escargot, I would've signed on for the Paris campus.

But naturally, it's not just as simple as having to eat that thing; oh no, turns out they register on the TP scale (TP..TK..lame joke, I know, but everything's funny when you're this tired) -- I figured *that* out when I 'heard' them cooking up the next batch. Have you ever heard the way crabs 'squeal' when you're boiling them? It's kind of like that. If the crabs were on speed, fluent in three languages that you didn't understand, and equipped with microphones.


I think I'm going to have to start ordering in breakfasts from outside.