*THWACK*

WHO THREW THAT? THAT HURT, BONER!

Things have not been going well for kallowsey. But who would want to hurt him? And why?
 

2004-10-13   Mr. 2000

I apologize. I hadn't formally introduced my person.

I am an ANDROID from the FUTURE...

Well I suppose that would be the past. My creation occurred just after the eve of the new millennia, In the first seconds of the year 2000. My father, Dr. Everett Samson, created me as a testament of what the human mind can accomplish. Father built me in the image of "Gort" from "The Day the Earth Stood Still".
But man was not ready for such innovation; I was considered an abomination of nature and science, so I was locked away. I had been educated while in my slumber of the history of man, of time, of space and upon becoming self aware- my Father released me to the custody of Psychic High School so that I may as an individual continue my evolution to become more human.

So I extend a greeting to the entire student body, with the exception of one, Kallowsey, who stole my birth rite...
Bastard.

Later
-Mr. 2000
 

2004-10-13   Mr. 2000

Damn you Kallowsey!

I have based my entire life around being the 2000th post at Psychic High School. And you have stolen that from me... stolen my essence... my purpose as a sentient being- GONE !

And now what I have been reduced to... to what?!?!
Post Number 2007!?!

What the hell? I figured I had dibs on that post.

I'm going to spend the rest of my life making yours' a living hell, asshole.

Later
-Mr. 2000
 

2004-10-9   Big Jim

YES!!!!!

Mr. or Ms. Kallowsey -- you are the 2000th posting! Congratulations!!!

You receive the 2000th posting award - a dream in which all your deepest wishes will be revealed to you. The dream may occur to you at any moment - so be sure to remain open to planar reconstructuring at any time. If, for instance, you are in the middle of purchasing a sports drink at a "convenience node" and suddenly a troop of winged avengers break through the ceiling and yell "HEY-YA!;" then you say: "Yes, I'd like my receipt."

You are what make Psychic High School great. Keep it up!

Big Jim

 

2004-10-9   kallowsey

I am at the school. It isn't so fun.

Post number 2000!

Now I get a cake.

A 2000 cake.