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2001-4-8   Sarah Presley

Those strange men in grey vans are getting a tad annoying. Everywhere I turned for a month straight it seemed they were waiting! Then, suddenly they disapeared. I heard a rumor going around that it was actually some cheesy band. Now suddenly, everywhere I turn there are green vans waiting (the color of those pretty green bug cars) and the men in them look pretty spooky. I have tried to get a mental image of what they have inside the vans, but each time have come across a mental block. Perhaps they have performed a spell to protect the vans from psychic spying. At any rate, I wish they'd go away. I almost hit one on the freeway....the idiot was talking on a cell-phone while reading a book...yes, while driving. These people who drive the spooky vans are maniacs! Get them off the road!


 

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2001-3-11   Rob Wraith

You know how every one was freaking about the men in the gray vans a little while back? It seems to have gone by the wayside. Well, I saw them again today. I had some time to myself, Esoterica was off studying, the cats were quiet, and me being the quintessential slacker, I decided to go for a walk. You know, get some coffee, check out the lasses, etc. Besides, after duping the Feds for my grant, who needs to study? As I rounded a corner I began to feel this odd sensation in my gut, kind of like how Dave Lister feels after a bad curry. I looked up and there they were. Plain gray astro van, guys in unnaturally ill fitting suites, inappropriate sunglasses. As I made eye contact they all looked away. My first thought was time to mind scan them. I thought better. Have you ever tried to mind scan guys who think old spice smells good? Not a good experience. I considered all kinds of spells, incantations, or the old “susto”. None of these seemed like good ideas. I also considered just walking on by. But as you all well know obsession and compulsion are my most endearing personality traits. Could I let it go? I think not. So, I marched right up to the drivers window, they were too startled I think to just drive away. Here’s the ensuing dialogue.
Me: “How’re they hangin’?”
Men in van: Silence.
Me: “Nice suit.”
Men in van: Nervous silence.
I took the opportunity to take a peek at their gear as I was so close. Lots of boxes and 50’s sci fi looking stuff. Boxes with lights and switches, etc.
Me: “You guys lost?”
Men in van: Nervous silence. Now beginning to sweat.
Me: “Look, me and all the other kids have seen you hanging around lookin’ all spooky for months, what’s the deal?
Men in van: (the leader clears his throat as if preparing to speak) “Um” he says.
Me: “Look, it’s OK. Just relax, start slow.”
Men in van: “One, two,three, four, (singing acapella) “We get no kick from champagne...”

As it turns out, these guys aren’t psy agents sent here to spy on us at all, rather a lost, and very shy, 5o’s lounge band. They’ve been looking for a gig and got caught up in the general psychic weirdness that is our school. Being very shy they seemed like they were spying. You know,the lurking and looming and disappearing when anyone got too close. That’s why they seemed so creepy. The equipment is merely their outdated amps and P.A. equipment.

So, I invited them home. The cats like them, especially the big ones, they are very clean and have stopped wearing that bad cologne. Esoterica king of freaked when she saw their rig in the driveway, but has come to enjoy their ‘presence’. Now when they practice in the basement she does Ethel Merman impression to everyone’s insane glee.

More later, R.W.


 

2000-12-20   Martin VanGray

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2000-12-11   P-CHAN

Ive learned something very important. Never take a a class on levitiation when you have a fear of heights.It's just not a good idea. on other subjects, does anyone else think that story about the grayvans being some sort of "Delivery Service" is some cover story? I'm sorry, I've seen lots of those things around, but I haven't heard many people talk about getting any deliveries. Mind you my the only people I really hang out with are Jigga and JayFred so I don't know for sure. That's all for now. Happy waht ever you celebrate though.
 

2000-12-7   Martin VanGray

Hello, I'm Martin VanGray and I'd really like to apologize to everyone who's been seeing our Gray Vans around campus and getting spooked. I had no idea it was causing such a problem.

For Junior Acheivement, I've created a little internet start up - Gray Van Psychic Online Delivery Service. You can see our website here:

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We're still fine tuning things a bit - for instance we recently delivered a basket of weasels to a customer who had actually ordered light bulbs - but all in all it's becoming quite a success. I am sure the PODS model (Psychic Online Delivery Service) will be a successful one in the future for many young entrepreneurs. I'm very lucky to have gotten in at the ground floor!

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Sorry again for all the trouble!!!

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2000-12-6   Peregrine

Well.. I am, as usual, bored. But something freaky is going on around campus, ya know? There's a lot of wierd electronic stuff. I wonder.. Has anyone checked out the "secret" passages through the walls? I know that they've hidden stuff in there before. And the gray vans... I swear they're watching us! Is this the faculty, or something worse? (Though what can be worse than the mumbling old Biomagical Studies teacher... At least his class is fun.)
 

2000-11-28   malknox

Well, I'd like to thank the tree-people for making my Turkey Day holiday tolerable; seems like you can always find someone to understand you there. I spent a couple of minutes..hours..days.. it all flows together.. talking with a fairy, who mainly giggled and kept sprinkling me with glittery powder until I had to giggle to, and roll around in the flowers (not feeling the pointy sticks until the next day) with her.

I got in, picking leaves and flowers from my hair, Monday morning, and found a note from Mami saying she was back and feeling much better, that she was going to her early class and then to find Ariel for lunch. I was running late for class myself (cast a glamour in lieu of a shower; I don't think it fooled anyone) so I thought I might see her after my evening teleportation class, but didn't. I don't think she came in at all last night, and I haven't seen her today, either. I was in the Quiet Room (read: sensory deprivation tank) pretty much all day and might have missed her, but I don't think so. I'm starting to get a little concerned; can't reach Ariel or anybody who might know where she is. I think I might take an astral walk through the campus later on; took a physical one earlier and saw a couple of nondescript grey vans parked, one under the trees by the library, another just outside the front gate. I got the plate number from the one by the library: SCION12. I don't know what it means, but it creeps me out.

More as it occurs,
Mal
 

2000-11-27   Ruby

Sorry...I got totally waysided by one of those Astral 18 guys in the middle of my journal posting last time. Those guys are incredibly odd, but they're super smart and fun to spend an evening with.

Anyway...back in the van, I kept running my hands along the sides and knocking, and while I couldn't hear anything I could feel a slight electrical current running through my body whenever my body pressed against the side of the enclosure. Finally, I managed to locate the handle to the back door but just as I was about to turn it...I was back in my bath. No time had elapsed, and everything was pretty much the same except that my bath water looked like a sunset. It was very pretty.

As you might imagine, I was kind of freaked out, but I had made the connection right away that it had probably been the back of one of the grey vans around campus. Anyway, I was eager to go find one the next day and see if I could piece anything together.

Oh growl...I'm out of time. I'll try to finish up the story tomorrow. It gets even weirder! Sorry...Bye
 

2000-11-13   Ruby

So the other day I’m soaking in a lovely steamy bath…fragrant with my potions, hyssop, thistle, and chamomile…thinking about this girl I met about a week ago, when all of a sudden I’m gone. I’m somewhere else…floating…in this wild gooey jell-o like stuff. I’m all naked. And fully submerged. But I can breath. And it feels fantastic. Like it has a current. Mostly warm and then just a little bit cool. And then lovely and warm again. And the color is indescribable. Pinks, and apricots, and indigo. It was like I was trapped in a sunset. Fantastic! So I reached my hand out and kind of tried to swim. And do you know what I felt? You’d never believe it.

Metal.

On all sides. I was in a sunset jell-o cube. Surrounded by metal.

Just like in the back of a van.

 

2000-11-2   the Hawk

So weird. I was checking out the other postits and read a number of them that mention vans parked around the campus and the town. I’ve been seeing those vans too. They’re all the same make and model. I went trick or treating with some friends, practicing being invisible, and I saw vans often enough that I noticed them. You know you can see stuff and forget it immediately and then you can see it enough that you go, Hey I’ve been seeing a lot of vans tonight. I looked inside one of the windows in the back but it was too dark. I wanted to egg one or soap it but I didn’t have any eggs or soap. I did smush a Three Musketeers bar in the door handle so when whoever tried to open it, he would get a gooey surprise. My younger brother showed me that one. I memorized the license plate number so I could look it up on the internet, but when I woke up the next morning I couldn’t remember it. I kind of forgot about it until I started to read the other postits. Next time I’m going to write it down.
 

2000-10-17   esoterica weaseldale

I have had a hard time getting to post lately. I have really been enraptured with Mastering Chaos and the up coming mid terms, chattering cats haven't been helpful especially since they keep announcing every mouse and bird that comes by the house at night. Rob just laughs. I haven't been able to get them to tell me about any men in grey vans though, they are too easily distracted. I have also got a part time job ordering herbs for a Chinese medicinary after school, it's pretty hard to find, it looks like a really bad restraurant from the outside. I am learning a lot about spells filling orders for ingredients, haven't found any spells for following ghost with Acorns and crow feathers though. The owner is more concerned with driving Hungry ghosts away (a nasty concoction of alcohol is burnt, bleah, I wouldn't stay around for that either).. I have always found some spirit money and apples works for them. Cats usually tell me when they are ghosts around as they can't help staring at them. Ghosts don't seem to find it too rude though.
 

2000-9-22   psychic_steve

i have seen these weird grey vans parked outside and they look very weird, they have no identification about any company. also the people in it are very mysterious. i'm going to tell a teacher right away
 

2000-9-12   kitty

Tonight I saw something very strange as I was walking home from school. All over town there were grey vans with radar dishes and antenas parked in alley ways and behind dumpsters. And there were men in suits with tiny earphones and cell phones standing around the minivans.

I asked Pete who is the dishwasher at the greek restaurant if he had seen them and he said yes and that they were from the cable company installing some high speed fiber optics in the town. But these vans did not say anything on them and the men standing around them did not look very busy.

Grandma used to worry a lot about those people coming to bother her - she called them "The Control Freaks" - but now she does not worry so much. When they come and knock on her door and tell her to remove the big tree that fell over in the driveway she just tells them to go away. This is usually ok except when they are from the gas company or the electric company or the water company in which case I chase them down and write them a check.

But these men I saw were not from the gas company. I think they are up to no good and tomorrow will ask some teachers about it.

If you have seen any of these grey vans hanging around you should tell a teacher about it I think.

xxx ooo