Psychic High School Psystories



 


 
summer job
 
2006-6-7   NETT

Thank you for taking part in research with NETT Research in the past - we
really appreciate your help.

We are currently working on several projects where we are looking for kids
ages 13-18 to participate in paid research at our ENTER AREA NAME facility
and we could use your help.

If you, your child and/or somebody you know would be interested in
participating please contact us via this posting service.

The research takes place June 12 through the 16, so please post right
away if you are interested in participating.

Have a great day,

Nippon Enhanced Telephone and Telegraph
Research Division
Sector B Subcluster 12

 

2006-6-8   aimee

I *might* be interested in the research project, but what do we get? Is it paid?

aiMEe

 

2006-6-8   Rex X

Sign me up
 

2006-6-9   t99m

YEAH WHAT DO WE GET?
 

2006-6-9   NETT

Thank you for your continued interest in NETT Research. The response we've gotten has been truly wonderful, and we want to thank each and every one of you for being a part of this important project.

Applicants who pass the selection process will be entitled to a US$50 payment at the end of our week-long session. Participants who do especially well in the initial phase may be asked to join us for more advanced testing, and receive even greater rewards.

Please continue to express your interest via this message posting system. Information on registration will be provided later this weekend.

Thanks for your continued support,

Nippon Enhanced Telephone and Telegraph
Research Division
Sector B Subcluster 12

 

2006-6-10   matt F.

Sounds good to me! I'm there!
 

2006-6-10   mute_mike

My brother signed up for NETT research in 2001 and he never returned. I do not recommend anyone signing up for it.




 

2006-6-10   RacerK

Mute_mike's a fag!!! Everybody should sign up for the test!
 

2006-6-11   NETT

Thank you for your interest in NETT Research in AREA. Applicants are asked to appear at 8:30 am tomorrow morning at the white NETT trailer in the parking lot in front of the sports center.

Screening will take from 30 to 90 minutes. Successful applicants will be not be allowed to leave the trailer and will be immediately transported to the testing facility. Unsuccessful applicants will be released after a short mindwipe removing all memory of the screening process.

Have a super week!

Nippon Enhanced Telephone and Telegraph
Research Division
Sector B Subcluster 12


 

2006-6-11   aimee

For only $50 bucks? A whole week? They've got to be kidding.

aiMEe

 

2006-6-11   laou53w

heY, $50! All right MAn!!!

Like, yOu've got something better to do this summer Sesh? Like summer classes? ;)

 

2006-6-11   mute_mike

RacerK keeps a picture of Ms. Funglee (yes, the Psy-Chem teacher) in his wallet, and he kisses it every night before bed! RacerK should know better than to pick on a telepath like yours truly that can read his mind like newspaper. And in RacerK's case, it's a very short newspaper. More of a leaflet, really...

But I'm used to getting picked on. I'm the kid in class who never talks - because I can't. I'm mute, so I couldn't speak a word if I wanted to. That makes some people uncomfortable. And it makes them even more uncomfortable when I communicate with them telepathically. My lips don't move but you hear me loud and clear.

Luckily I get along great with my room mate(s) - Joey and Philly Cresto. I'm sure you've seen them - they're the conjoined twins. Or, maybe you'd say 'the two headed boy'? They are Dicephalus twins, which means they've got one body with two heads.

I guess we get along pretty great because we're all three of us freaks.







 

2006-6-12   mute_mike

Last night I was going down to the vending machines (where that monkey - President Boz or whatever - is always screeching and throwing things) and there was RacerK. I tried to cloud his mind but I was too late. He spotted me and was on me right away, slamming me up against the machines.

RacerK, as I might have mentioned, isn't the sharpest pencil in the pack. But he's strong. He's got what they call 'psysteroids' - he can convert actual intelligence into physical strength. So, he can get real strong - and real dumb - as fast as he wants. Not that you need to be that strong to knock me around. But I still think he's an idiot. If I can get him to use all his psysteroids up, maybe he'll lose the ability to read. Anyway, he's signing up for the NETT project, so hopefully he'll be accepted!


 

2006-6-12   aimee

Something bad his happening with this NETT stuff.

My roommate Kim went to sign up for it this morning. She wandered into class at about 10 o'clock. She had kind of a bloody nose. She was really spacey. I asked her what happened and she didn't know. She said she remembered walking to the trailer, and then she was here.

This really pissed me off. I went down to the truck and it was just pulling out. So I got in my old station wagon and followed it.

I followed them down off the hill, through the woods, then south to the industrial strip past the marsh. Past the U-Haul and U-Store it and whatever else is down there.

The truck backed into one of the buildings. U-38 was the number. Then the door slid down and that was it.

I came back to school and tried to complain to the registrar or somebody, but it seems like all the administration is gone for summer session.

I don't know what to do.

aiMEe

 

2006-6-13   aimee

I thought mute_mike would be interested in finding out about what's happening at the NETT warehouse, but he wasn't. I thought at least he could tell me more about his brother and whatever happened, but I guess he doesn't want to talk about it.

Ok, I know 'talk' is probably the wrong word in his case, but I don't mind a little mind meld. It's too bad, too, becase he's kind of cute.

I found him in the cafeteria and told him what I found out and he just clammed up. Not a psychic squeak out of him. He just picked up his lunch and went back to his room or something.

My roommate still isn't better. And it looks like everybody else who got the mindwipe is in the same boat. They're pretty much all wiped out and in bed.

So it looks like I'm on my own. I'm driving back down to the industrial park tonight and seeing how close I can get.

aiMEe

 

2006-6-14   mute_mike

Maybe it's because she's so cute. Or maybe it's because of what happened to my brother. Either way, I just couldn't deal with Aimee in the lunchroom yesterday.

There wasn't any official connection between my brother's disappearance and NETT. There were plenty of lawyers to see to that. Aimee was right that there's something bad going on, but that didn't mean we needed to go rushing into the middle of it.

But I couldn't let her just go by herself. Now I wish I had gotten an earlier start.

Yesterday afternoon, after Aimee took off, I convinced the Crestos (conjoined twins Joey and Philly) to take the bus with me down to the industrial strip Aimee was going on about. We got off and walked past the U-Haul place, the U-Store It, the umbrella factory, the UPS distribution center, Universal Studios, the city U, the U-break-it U-buy-it, the Ulsh Foundation Book Depository, the Urinal Cake factory, and the Y'all Cracker factory.

"You cut that out," said Philly.
"You lay off him!" said Joey.

But it wasn't me. There just was no building U-38. In fact, none of the buildings had letters, and they were all occupied. Did we have the wrong industrial strip? There's only one down the road past the marsh, and this was it.

There was a coffee cart parked between the upholsterer's union hall and Unicorn Studios. So we went up to it to ask the coffee guy for directions.

"Call me.....Sergio," he said, moving his dark sunglasses down his nose slightly. His name tag said Pete.

"Uh...Sergio.....we're looking for building U-38. Could you tell us where that is?"

Sergio jumped, knocking over a stack of paper cups.

"Ah, well, I see..." he continued. Then, he leaned closer to us and looked over his sunglasses. "Hhhhh hhhh, mmm hhh hhhh hzz zzzhhhh."

"Excuse me?" I said.

"I'm talking without moving my lips," he whispered. "The ears have hwvvffvs..."

"Ah, I, uh, see." I said. Telepathically. Then I just decided to read his mind instead.

I learned many things about Sergio, but the most pertinent part was that while there was a building U-38, it seemed to surface only intermittently. And that Sergio was part the Federal Mind Monopoly Commission, Witchcraft Division. Apparently we weren't the only ones who had our suspicions about NETT.

And still no sign of Aimee.

So now we're taking shifts down at the industrial park. We've got a pretzel cart set up right across from Sergio's coffee cart. We're rotating shifts between me, the Crestos, Cherry Dairy (the chubby kid who can manifest sundaes on command), and Loopy, the teleporting goth girl with all the piercings. If anybody notices anything when they're on shift, they text Loopy and she 'ports us all down to the strip.

After that, I don't know.


 

2006-6-16   MJames

MJ here - ah'm a close friend of CD's. That's Cherry Dairy to you all. He wanted me to be able to report to everybody (an' his daddy) if somethin went bad. Well guess what.

This afternoon we was all sittin in MM's room (that'd be Mute Mike to you all) when the call comes in. So that swarthy gypsy girl does her thing to teleport us all down to the warehouse park.

Now ah've known teleporters before, but this gypsy chic's got a real spooky act. First she draws a circle on the ground with what she calls her "Soul Stake," which looks just like stake you'd stick into a vampire. Then she goes into a kinda trance, eyes rollin back in her head, and levitatin a little. At that point she's "Remote Viewing the target location." From that she gets the "Dimensional Address," which she then writes in the air in front of her with her "Soul Stake." It's quite a production, but she can teleport to places she's never seen, which a lot of teleporters can't do.

So, a flash and a zing and all a sudden we're miles away, on the side of a road in front of a big warehouse wall that has big white U-38 painted on it. MM asks J&P (Joey and Philly, who was the ones on watch) where Sergio was (?) and J&P don't know and they all confer a bit and pretty soon the little gypsy girl is doin her thing again and writin her glyphs all glowin and gold there in the air and zing! CD, MM, J&P and the gypsy are gone.

Then the air gets all shimmery and I get dizzy and I wished my friend CD was there to make me a sundae but I looked up and the big U-38 building is a goner too. Like it was never there. Just another planted tree space between a ukulele warehouse and U-Neek RV.

So I had to take the bus back up to school (since I'm not a teleporter) and make this post, so somebody would know what happened. So there ya go. CD's daddy: Call in the dogs! Your boy is missin!


 

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2006-6-24   Emergency Channel 111

....THIS is Joey Cresto........posting on the Psyhigh emergency channel....We are lost....Mike, Cherry, Loopy - if you pick this up please respond...Philly is either asleep or speaking in tongues....was Loopy's 'port way off or what? She was supposed to bring us into the warehouse - just a big garage, right? Instead....it's like some hospital, with a sunny courtyard....people in hospital gowns wandering like zombies. So far nobody has noticed us - we just shuffle around with the rest of them, shuffle through the food line at the cafeteria, take the pills from the pill lady and then spit them out into our hands right away. We gotta get out of here!!! Mike!!! Loopy!!!! WTF???!!!
 

2006-6-25   Emergency Channel 111

*********Joey! You beautiful beautiful man! Mike here - and I hadn't thought about messaging through our PsyHighHandhelds. Brilliant! But I don't understand where you are...I've ended up in, well, some kind of ship? Like a boat, or a spaceship? Actually it feels mostly like a submarine. There's no windows, but a lot of grey gunmetal halls, round porthole kind of doors into mess halls and cabins. I'm hot bunking it with about 4 other guys, I grabbed a uniform out of a closet and nobody seems to notice me. There's what must be the bridge - they all call it the Event Center - that I'm trying to get assinged to. But I don't understand where you are. What about Loopy? And Cherry? **************
 

2006-6-28   Emergency Channel 111

**************Ok, Mike here again. I just had a shift in the "Event Center". I traded a shift with one of my bunkmates - it doesn't seem like spoken communication or telepathic makes any diff here.

Anyway, I get to the Event Center and it -is- the bridge, or whatever, and 'submarine' is the best description of the ship - the Captain is in the center, looking through something like a periscope (except it hooks directly into his BRAIN), everybody else at stations against the wall around him, and they're looking into viewport/eyepieces like spock in the old Star Treks.

So there's a lot of action in the Event Center when I get there, some kind of alert and everybody's busy at their stations, calling off 'hub group' coordinates. I squeeze in somewhere and look busy. Things seem to be going pretty good for them, and they zero in on whatever homing signal they're after, and everybody gives a cheer...but then one guy says 'hold on' and they turn on the main screen....

What fills the main screen is a bunch of skeletons - all dusty and rotten, in moth eaten uniforms, on a rusty deck.

Everybody got real disappointed then, and the captain started yelling, so I decided my shift was over.

So where is everybody else? You guys OK? Anybody seen Aimee?******************

 

2006-7-5   Emergency Channel 111

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This is Cherry D! Coming at you from the amazing land of floating blimps!

You guys! Just saw your messages. Loopy and I are fine. But we're in the weirdest place I've ever seen. Dig this: It's a city that's all floating, suspended, built in blimps and zeppelins and tied up with rope and balloons, walking the gangplanks and I CAN'T SEE THE GROUND!!! It's just clouds all the way down!

The people are friendly enough. And lucky for me they LOVE ice cream sundaes - which, as you know, just happens to be my 'special gift.' So they let Loops and I hook a couple of crates together and hang them off a cross beam and set up shop. We sell sundaes to people swinging by, and buy what we need from them - people grow vegetables hydroponically, and sometimes there's even bird meat. Well, aLOT there's bird meat.

Loops is having a hard time putting her head back together, though. She can't get a bead on anyplace outside of floatyland. So how are we able to connect and post?
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2006-7-10   Emergency Channel 111

..........Joey here again....nice to hear that the rest of you are alright....Philly and me are still just spinnin our wheels here in this hospital waiting room, or recovery center, or whatever.....Philly is still out of it most of the time....either sleeping or babbling in some language I've never heard....so it's gotta have something to do with his psychic power, which is different from mine....

......so we just shuffle around in the waiting room here, in our terri cloth robe and slippers....this morning they (the nurses, which have faces like scaly lizard elephant women) were taking sign ups for Street Sweepers... learn Hindi on the job! ...seemed to be a popular one but we weren't biting....They've come through with other openings: Pharoh, Securities Analyst, Blacksmith, Person Who Squishes Grapes with their Bare Feet, Hunter/Gatherer, Party Functionary... but I still can't tell if it's a one way trip or not.....

....and oh yeah...since there's no doors that lead outside (there doesn't seem to be an 'outside' except for the courtyard) I'm starting to think that signing up is the only way outta here.... got any bright ideas Mike? Cherry, can Loopy get a bead on anything yet? .........

 

2006-7-11   Emergency Channel 111

************** Joey - Cherry - glad to hear you guys are hanging in there. I'm afraid I'm in a bit of trouble here - I'm in the Brig - but I think I discovered a big piece of the puzzle here.

I'd been going about my business - looking busy in my stolen uniform - picking up shifts everywhere from the galley to the Event Center. But there was that one place where I needed a security clearance. So of course, I had to find a way in.

What I found was the engine room - and all the missing students!!! The students are the power source for this ship. The engine room is lined with these pods, all lit up, standing on end, and in each one is a PsyHigh student! Well, anyway I spotted RacerK, Rex X, and a bunch of other kids from school. They all looked....frozen? Not in ice but just kind of caught mid movement. The pods kind of pulse, and they're obviously connected to the engines.

Anyway, the pods go on and on. I started to run down the aisle, thinking, I dunno, maybe my brother is in there? But almost right away I ran into some guys in lab coats who zapped me and tossed me in here. They obviously didn't search me too well ;)

But, yeah. Got a little trouble here. Cherry, how's that Loopy doing? I'm not seeing many alternatives here....***************

 

2006-7-11   Emergency Channel 111

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Yo yo yo! Loopy's got her third eye back! {or whatever... ;) } The dealio is, boyz, that Looops can SEE again. Tho I'm not sure what she's seein.

Fish Eggs!

That's what broke her through. That's what she's seein. Fish Eggs. Somethin' like:

"I see it...we're...clutches... of eggs. Translucent universes...wet...marbly...floating in the ether.... a handful here, a handful there... attaching to the... superstructure here and there... each a separate universe...a separate dimension. We're just a tiny speck in our little egg... but we're touching another egg....Mike! and antoher with Joey and Philly... theirs is sitting right next to ours...another egg..."

Then she passed right back out. But she's getting better!

Whoops! Here come more customers. Gotta make some sundaes. brb!
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2006-7-18   Emergency Channel 111

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GUYS!!! WE'RE COMING FOR YA!!!

You wouldn't believe it, but I'm typing this from the back seat of that girl Aimee's station wagon! It's a 1972 Pontiac Grand Safari -- and it can travel interdimensionally! Why didn't we know this? It's completely rad! Where did this chick come from? Can I date her?

Somehow she picked up on Loopy and crashed her wagon right into our floating house box thing. Kind of messed up that whole wing of the floating city. But we hopped in and now Loopy's giving Aimee directions to Joey and Philly. Then we're bustin' you out Mikey!

In other good news, we made $657.42 selling sundaes from our floating sundae stand! When we get back, I'm buyin!
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2006-7-20   Emergency Channel 111

.............Mike! It's true! Aimee crashed her giant boat right through the waiting room wall and we jumped in the back and took off. The scaly faced nurses looked pretty pissed off but we were outta there before they could do anything but trumpet their long snouts at us......

.......Loopy's in a trance most of the time giving directions to Aimee. This station wagon of hers travels down some weird roads. And picks up some weird radio stations......

......Philly's car sick. Cherry keeps offering him his sundaes but I don't want to be cleaning that out of the back seat - especially when we're going faster than the speed of light on some interdimensional catwalk...

.....Hang in there buddy.....

 

2006-8-17   mute_mike

And then everything turned itself right side out again!

I feel like I've just been barfed out of the belly of the whale and tossed back on shore. Like it was all some queasy dream....

Time isn't a constant. At least not between this dimension and the ones we just plowed through. The whole trip didn't seem like more than a couple of days away for me, but for Loopy and Cherry Dairy it was like half a year, and back here on our earth it lasted what, two months?

So there I was in the brig, back in the dimensional pressure ship U-38, when the wall explodes and suddenly there's the grill of a 1972 Pontiac Grand Safari staring me down through the dust and smoke. Cherry hops out and grabs me and starts shoving me into the back seat but I stop him and tell the rest about the stasis tubes and our fellow students, frozen in time and turned into some kind of dream-batteries to power the pressure ship. Everybody kind of looks at me like I'm crazy but Aimee jumps out from behind the wheel and says "Let's go!"

She is so hot.

So the two of us take off through the hole their entry made, out through the dust and down the gangway, through the claxons wailing and red alerts flashing and I've got no idea what we're going to do. But somehow we find our way to the engine room, where the pods begin.

I don't know why we're not spotted as the enemy - there are stress-sailors and dog faced gaurds and filmbots running around in emergency-mode, but for some reason nobody thinks twice about us. I imagine the station wagon and its passengers are getting some attention, though.

Aimee points out a room with its door ajar but covered with WARNING and STAY OUT notices. We slip in, and find a large room with only one thing in it - a huge red button built into the floor. It's the size of a hot tub.

Aimee knew what to do. She ran up to it and jumped on. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

For a moment, things got really weird. Everything was spinning, and there seemed to be a bunch of people at the door all shouting "Nooooo!" in slow motion.

And slowly, the giant red button sank down.

Then, suddenly, things stop spinning. Everything seems back to normal gravity again, except everything's tilted to the left. There's nobody at the door. Aimee and I run out, and find only a few of the pressure ship's crew still milling about, looking for access to any unused escape pods.

It's then I notice the stasis pods have all hatched.

RacerK, RexX, and all the other bully-jock-idiots we came to save are stumbling around, still groggy from being bottled up like that. And a bunch of other kids, who may or may not be idiots, as I don't know them.

And, naturally, my big brother is there too. Hadn't aged a day since he left...which means we're now the same age! Or maybe I'm even a little bit older? Gotta figure that out.

So, I've got my brother hanging on my shoulder, just kind of following the crowd. I see a bright light ahead and everyone's walking into it. We just follow the shuffling crowd along, and before we know it, we find ourselves....

outside! In the parking lot of the U-38 Warehouse, in the industrial park. The U-38 building is now all crooked and off to one side - like the conning tower on a submarine that's been beached. Which is, of course, kind of exactly what it is. And I don't think it will be taking any more trips. But it looks like a piece of modern architecture, sticking out at an odd angle between the Underwear Fellowship Hall and the Uzi factory.

Sergio was there, directing refugees, making calls. Already some busses from school were starting to pull up. I also saw Sergio overseeing the detention of a few dozen crew members from the pressure ship, face down on the ground with those little twisty ties around their wrists.

I didn't stop to talk - I suppose I'll be called in for some kind of debriefing eventually. I just wanted to make sure my brother got checked out by a doctor and into my bed back in my room. He's sleeping now, so I figured I'd write it all down.

Ah! I hear Aimee's horn out in the parking lot. My brother will need to sleep for awhile, so I think I'll log off.

 

2006-8-27   MJames

To: NETT
From: ****_***ames

****_********__thing going to plan. MM has returned ****|***___. The trap will be set tomorrow.


 

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